November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
6 posts
2 tags
August 2011
17 posts
4 tags
2 tags
Dear Voldemort, You could only hide for seven... →
Dear mom, There's a HUGE difference between 6:55... →
... fall
I am so excited to see stores fall collections starting to come out. This layer of consistent sweat just needs to go.
July 2011
5 posts
2 tags
May 2011
7 posts
BEST.COMPLAINT.EVER. →
That's What She Said →
April 2011
12 posts
1 tag
Tricks
mom: dad and i are getting divorced.
me: WHAT??!!!!
mom: AH-HAH! your phone DOES work!
1 tag
Mom Speak
Me: remind me next week that the doctors office isn’t open till 8:30.
Mom:
Me: you sent me nothing..
Mom: it means I got your text in mom-speak